Oh baby 
Come and tell me 'bout your tree house 
And your candy-striped pet mouse 
And your carpet house feet 
Hey come tell me about your eyebrows that meet 

And baby 
Come and tell me about your chilblain 
And your right eyeball's growing pains 
And your purple tractor that sings 
Hey come tell me 'bout all of those things 
If you want to tell me some more 
Think you can 
Oh babe, tell me about your lover man 

He wanders struttingly round 
Whenever I'm out of town 
You know the one that I mean 
The one that's stealing my scene 
Baby come tell me 'bout him 

And baby 
Come and tell me 'bout your black rose 
And the garden where your love grows 
Among the cabbages and beans 
Hey come tell me why your primroses are green 

If you want to tell me some more 
Think you can 
Oh babe, tell me about your lover man 

He wanders struttingly round 
Whenever I'm out of town 
You know the one that I mean 
The one who's stealing my cream 
Baby come tell me 'bout him 

Tell me 'bout your lover man 
Tell me 'bout your lover man 
Tell me 'bout your lover man 
Tell me 'bout him